Jerry Seinfeld recently declared that comedy is dead.
Is he right?
Maybe.
But, hey, why let that stop us from trying on a few jokes for size.
After all, we have nothing to lose but our dignity — and we already lost every shred of that a long, long time ago! Haha!
Here are three original jokes with accompanying original cartoons — and if your verdict after reading them is don’t give up your day jobs, rest assured, that is the plan because, for real, we love to develop lead EpicentRx therapies, RRx-001 (nibrozetone) and AdAPT-001 even more than we love to tell jokes:
Joke #1: A doctor walks into the Bar. The lawyer there says, “Get out! We only serve summons here.”
Joke #2: After a medical student hit his funny bone, he said, rubbing his elbow, “that was not at all ‘humerus’.”
Joke #3: Jerry, Jerry, Quite Contrary/Leave all the jokes to your partner, Larry.
Hopefully, no funny bones were hurt with these jokes.
If so, please lodge any and all complaints with the local bar — you know, the one where they serve alcohol, not summons.
Meantime, please try to Curb Your Enthusiasm.
